Cassie, Cassie, Cassie, I need your help--

Oh, fuck, bullocks, just a

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I have a plant that bites things. It got the spider. It spat it out, now it's...wiggling on my bed. What if it dies? What do I do, should I wait?

I'm really sorry. If we die, it's my fault.

Great that you lot had fun, but I'm still glad I didn't go on that trip. I hate birds. And I hate petting zoos. I've been to one once, and I was eight, and I got kicked in the balls by a goat.

And all my dad said was, "Sidney, man up, you little tit!" I was fucking eight, if you recall ( Read more... )